Party captions and quotes

“When life hands you lemons, bust out the tequila and the salt!”

“It’s all fun and games, until someone calls the cops. Then it’s a new game; hide and seek.”

“If a man insisted always on being serious, and never allowed himself a bit of fun and relaxation, he would go mad or become unstable without knowing it.”

“If you can’t fix it with duct tape or a martini; it ain’t worth fixing.”

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“Like other parties of the kind, it was first silent, then talky, then argumentative, then disputatious, then unintelligible, then altogether, then inarticulate, and then drunk. When we had reached the last step of this glorious ladder, it was difficult to get down again without stumbling.” » George Gordon, Lord Byron

“After all, what is your host’s purpose in having a party? Surely not for you to enjoy yourself; if that were their sole purpose, they’d have simply sent champagne and women over to your place by taxi.” » P.J. O’Rourke.

“I don’t like going out. I hate clubs. I hate being around too many people.” » Britney Spears

“Why is partying and having a good time bad?” » Tara Reid

“He who does not get fun and enjoyment out of everyday, needs to reorganize his life.”

“Never be the first to arrive at a party or the last to go home, and never, ever be both.” » David Brown

“You’d be surprised how much fun you can have sober. When you get the hang of it.”

“No man does right by a woman at a party.” » Harry Golden

“Drink, and dance and laugh and lie… Love the reeling midnight through… For tomorrow we shall die!”

I Love The Nightlife. » Alicia Bridges

“Sleep all day. Party all night. Never grow old. Never die.”

“A party without cake is just a meeting.” » Julia Child

“It doesn’t matter what you look like! I mean if you have a hunchback, just throw a little glitter on it, honey, and go dancing.” » James St. James

“The dying process begins the minute we are born, but it accelerates during dinner parties.” » Carol Matthau

“What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.” » Phyllis Diller

Party Quotes and Slogans

“I go out partying to figure out exactly who I’m making music for. You can’t just guess.”

“I am thankful for the mess to clean after a party because it means I have been surrounded by friends.” » Nancie J. Carmody

“She’s up all night to this song. I’m up all night to get some. She’s up all night for good fun. I’m up all night to get lucky.” » Daft Punk

“No one looks back on their life and remembers the nights they got plenty of sleep.”

“I don’t do drugs, I am drugs.” » Salvador Dali

“Someone said that life is a party. You join in after it’s started and leave before it’s finished.”