Party Status and Sayings

“Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we’re here, shall we dance?”

“At every party there are two kinds of people — those who want to go home and those who don’t. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.” » Ann Landers

“Make the most out of tonight and worry about it all tomorrow.”

“Clubs are so lame. Nobody even dances at these clubs. They stand around and get drunk and they schmooze. There is no enjoyment factor.” » Shia LaBoeuf

“Live for today… Plan for tomorrow… Party tonight!

“Actually I don’t remember being born, it must have happened during one of my black outs.” » Jim Morrison

“Hear no evil, speak no evil – and you’ll never be invited to a party.”

“It’s Friday and I’m ready to swing. Pick up my girls and hit the party scene.” » Aaliyah

“Good friends get drunk with you. Best friends hold your hair back when you’ve had a bit too much to drink.”

“At a dinner party one should eat wisely but not too well, and talk well but not too wisely.”

“Nothing makes you more tolerant of a neighbor’s noisy party than being there.”

“I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumours to my dogs.” » Andy Warhol

“I don’t believe in the Republican party or the Democratic party. I just believe in parties.”

“If you go to a costume party at your boss’s house, wouldn’t you think a good costume would be to dress up like the boss’s wife? Trust me, it’s not.”

“You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you’re not “professional” anymore.”

“There are shortcuts to happiness, and dancing is one of them.”

“I love the nightlife.” » Alicia Bridges

“If you go to a party, and you want to be the popular one at the party, do this: Wait until no one is looking, then kick a burning log out of the fireplace onto the carpet. Then jump on top of it with your body and yell, “Log o’ fire! Log o’ fire!” I’ve never done this, but I think it’d work.”

“Last Friday night; Yeah we danced on tabletops. And we took too many shots. Think we kissed, but I forgot?” » Katy Perry

“If you obey all the rules you miss all the fun.”

If You Can’T Fix It With Duct Tape Or A Martini; It Ain’T Worth Fixing.

“A holiday cocktail party is where some stranger will learn more about you in an hour than your spouse has learned in a lifetime.”

“I snuck a bunch of booze into work today, using my stomach.”

“At every party there are two kinds of people – those who want to go home and those who don’t. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.”

“I didn’t fall. The floor just needed a hug.”

“Drink all day; play all night. Let’s get it poppin; I’m in Miami, bitch.” » LMFAO